Obamski Not Attending Scalia’s Funeral Today

Obamski will not be attending Justice Scalia’s funeral today as it conflicts with Comrade Obamski’s tee time

According to a highly-placed White House source who may or may not be imaginary, the president was reported to have said “I would have gone, but it’s not like we’re running out of Supreme Court Justices. Hell, we’ve still got eight of ’em! Moreover, if I go to the funeral of one, then they’ll all expect me to come to their funerals. That’s a dangerous precedent I’m not willing to set.”

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