Titties At The Movies

Game Of Thrones has had ample titties for everyone. I noticed that the actresses that bared their titties were not; well….HUGE.

Does an actress get more money if she shows her titties? How much?

Titties in the movies make a movie ‘R’ faster than greased lightning. Once the nipple is exposed for what…more than a few seconds, then they slap an ‘R’ on it, calling it ‘brief nudity’ or BN. What’s with that? If it’s rated R for BN, I want nudity! Not just a few nipples and titties! I want it all!

After the initial nipple is shown, then they can show all the titties and nipples they want and keep the rating at ‘R’. Huh? But then what is the fun of watching some other lucky SOB looky/touchy/sucky titty on television? Don’t seem like much fun to me…in the beginning, yes.

No way will you ever see any labia, erection, vagina, or anus on regular television (‘ceptin’ PBS); this falls under PPV. Same with penises. They can show a penis all day long and keep it ‘R’ rated but one woody, stiffy, or boner drives it to X rated.

Cinemax has lots of late night titty on its stations. No erections though. Lots of fucking, but no “crucial parts” shown from either sex. Almost not worth it. Usually zero plot as well.

No, we like to watch, Eve.

Whether it’s Dita von Teese

or Betty White

or Betti Page

https://tabootopicsblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/betti.jpg?w=613&h=613

Take Allison Janney

She has small breasts. Now we know, and we can pursue other interests in our lives. She’s not bad looking at all, appeared on a series (West Wing) for years, and then to movies and this is from Masters of Sex.

Then there’s Helen Hunt…finally took it all off. Thank you. A nice pair.

What about Sela Ward? Will she ever take it all off?

It doesn’t look like it. She ain’t a spring chicken any more. I would bet it’s still high quality titty.

Then there was Joan Collins, who did a layout for Playboy when she her show Dynasty was peaking.

Victoria Principal wasn’t too shabby either…

And Barbara Eden…no nudes but a nipple slip. Who of us could forget I Dream Of Jeannie?

Shirley Jones, and Florence Henderson did not strip, Elizabeth Montgomery did, Doris Day did not, Natalie Wood did not (but her sister did Lana Wood). So many more that we will be unable to mention here today.

There has been titties in pictures as long as there have been pictures.

There has been and still are costumes that the ladies wear that I just do not how they contain their titties. Supposedly, there is a film clip somewhere of Elvira, Mistress of the  Dark in an interview, her clothing malfunctioned and her titties fell out. That my friends, is the mind  power of 10 million male viewers all wishing the same thing.

The above shown pics were borrowed from Mocho and Celebrity Nudes from my blogroll.

You see, the ladies know what we know. They know we watch. They know we will stare, given the right opportunity.

They will walk past us, bouncing their titties, not even looking at us, knowing full well that we will peek…just for a moment. And our wives/girlfriend with us don’t watch the floozie, they are watching our eyes.

They trick us into thinking their titties are bigger than they really are. We fall for it every time, because they know we are already looking.

They want us to look. It is their primary way of advertising themselves. Medium titties and a loose bra will cause the “bouncing effect”. Also, women who walk a particular way like on their heels, or short steps will aid in bouncing their boobs.

The other way they advertise to us is their ass shake. This subject too, has been discussed before by X. I think I covered all in that post.

It’s easier to glance at titties and to make a quick judgement call, than watching an ass shake because an ass walking in front of you takes several seconds to reach a determining position, rather than a glimpse of bouncing titties. What ‘call’ or ‘determination’ you ask? Why whether or not to pursue further.

Certainly bouncing large titties passing by will get our attention, but will it make us turn head and calculate the swings of the butt cheeks? A whole ‘nuther level of getting in trouble…

Double digit years of being married, will usually produce a man with a keen eye, and shrewd sense of his abilities and surroundings. In an instant, he can surmise any situation and determine if he has a chance on getting a closer glimpse of someone else’s titties. Is the wife/girlfriend able to detect a possible “titty glance” scenario? Maybe. If so, the guy should know this and at all costs, keep his eyes on his wife, or risk sleeping with on the couch or worse: with Fido.

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6 thoughts on “Titties At The Movies

  1. When I worked at DirecTV we called Cinemax “Skin-emax” for obvious reasons.

    Lana Wood was Natalie’s sister, not mother. She played Plenty O’Toole in one of the Sean Connery/James Bond movies.

  2. After Nicole Kidman won her Oscar she said that now she had an Oscar she didn’t have to show her tits in any more movies. She showed her little bitty titties in almost everything she was in up until the Oscar.

    If a tit pops out I gotta look.

    • I read that Lena Heady had a double for her ‘Walk of Shame’. She doesn’t seem to have a problem with nude scenes…also she did ‘300’. Rose Leslie and Natalia Tena would have been difficult body doubles given the types of particular scenes. Still, there are so many others in that series.

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