Garbage Update

Well tie me to the side of a pig and roll me in the mud…

Will miracles never cease…

Well tie me to an ant bed and smear jelly on me…

Well I’ll be a suck egg mule…

Lo and behold…

Well look what the cat drug in…

Well it must be gonna rain…

Hell must be freezin’ over…

I’ll be damned…

Oh Elizabeth, this is the big one…

Silently, like on cat feet..

The big Dodge dually 4X4 with its Cummins diesel and headers, pulling the rickety trailer filled with bags ‘o trash, snuck up to X’s driveway sometime yesterday, and emptied the trash barrel.

They reportedly left with all ten tires intact.

No shots were fired, nor crossbow bolts filling the air…

Once again, the ranch is running in greased grooves…

for the time being…

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