Joke Of The Day

Rated R.

Proceed at own risk.

An elderly woman came into the store a while back. I happened to be at the counter and asked her “how can I help you?”

After looking around, she replied “do you have any onions?”

I shook my head “no ma’am, we don’t sell onions here.”

She looked a little befuddled and said “OK, thank you” and left.

About an hour later, she returned asking again “do you have any onions?”

“No ma’am. We sell copiers here. We do not have any onions.”

She nodded and said “OK, thank you” and left.

She returned again and asked me “do you have any onions?”

My patience now gone I answered her “ma’am, what do you get when you take the ‘blue’ out of ‘blueberry’?”

“Berry” she said.

“And what do you get when you take the ‘straw’ out of ‘strawberry’?”

“Berry” she replied.

“And what do you get when you take the ‘fuck’ out of onions?”

She pondered for a moment ” there’s no ‘fuck’ in onions.”

“THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU! THERE’S NO FUCKIN’ ONIONS IN THIS STORE!”

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