President Expected To Sign Chinese Virus Relief Bill

According to Yahoo and MSN news, the house passed the Kung Flu relief package, and President Trump is expected to sign it forthwith. This from MSN.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/house-passes-dollar2-trillion-coronavirus-bill-as-problems-for-households-and-businesses-continue-to-mount/ar-BB11NlNe?li=BBnb7Kz

And of course, AOC says the bill is “crumbs”. Somebody shoot her…please. Before the double tap, ask her how she affords her apartment, that costs more than she makes in a year…then shoot her. Then go shoot Hayley Stevens…

On a lighter note, obviously the President will sign the bill, and we shall hear the presses running as the feds start printing checks…

Of course, I don’t know where the 2 trillion dollars is coming from…maybe they’ll just print some $100 bills up? then make a huge deposit?

2-3 weeks is the projected date by which regular folks will receive theirs..by then many regular folks will be looking at receiving another check.

 

A Step In The Right Direction

Iranians are apparently dumber than stumps.

Iranian media report nearly 300 people have been killed and more than 1,000 sickened so far by ingesting methanol across the Islamic Republic, where drinking alcohol is banned and where those who do rely on bootleggers..

Article here

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2020/03/27/hundreds-die-in-iran-after-drinking-poison-cure-for-coronavirus/

Unless this is a total bullshit story (I think not), massive amounts of Iranians are toasting methanol for a cure to the Chink Virus…and dying. Talk about sheeple…

I guess they’ve stopped protesting the death of General Raghead.

I guess Iranians really don’t know the way to defeat the Chinese Virus is to eat bacon; lots and lots of bacon; hickory smoked, mesquite smoked, apple wood smoked, and of course, hardwood smoked. If we leave them alone, maybe they’ll kill themselves off…it could happen.

Iranian aid pallet…

cases and cases of Prestone

Chinese Virus Relief Package Passes Senate; But Not House

The media as tipped the story into making us think that we’re all getting checks soon…don’t you believe it.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/26/mnuchin-americans-should-expect-to-have-coronavirus-stimulus-checks-within-three-weeks/

AOC says illegal immigrants need to be included in the package…

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/26/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-upset-cash-relief-does-not-extend-to-noncitizens/

Her Socialist insanity never stops

Wilma turns 80 today…that ‘splanes a lot

here she is making a wish

AUSTIN, TX - SEPTEMBER 28: Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi speaks with Texas Tribune CEO, Evan Smith during a panel at The Texas Tribune Festival on September 28, 2019 in Austin, Texas. Pelosi was scheduled to speak before the announcement of the impeachment inquiry but the inquiry …

Please please please lemme take credit for the Chinese Virus Relief…please please oh please

McCarthy: Pelosi offered “outright lie” about credit for coronavirus relief bill

 

HOWEVER, before you go spending your money that you don’t yet have, the deal is NOT final according to this

Pelosi: We’ll take up the bill on Friday after recalling the House

Three weeks? HA!

Wait long enough Pelosi, and I just might find my way to DC for a “visit” with you.

America is so fucked.

Thanks to Pelosi’s democrats..and the Chinese.

Creepy Joe Comes Out Of Hiding

We all thought that Creepy Joe Biden was just a pervert that liked to sniff the hair of little girls and young women…

Now we find out that he really IS a creep

A former staffer, Tara Reade, has accused Creepy Joe of “sexually fondling and penetrating her” back in 1993.

Geez lady, 27 years ago?

It may be enough.

The other alternative is Ol’ Bernie, and we sure as hell do not want him at the helm of the country…not that he would win.

If a pro-socialist candidate gets the democratic nomination because “there’s no one else”, then the 2024 election could be the ‘big one’…if Ol’ Bernie can live that long.

Still, the Republican party or Libertarians need to begin grooming a candidate now after Trump serves his next four years.

Biden is suffering from dementia…watch his video through here

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/386501.php

In Highly Controlled Interviews With Very Friendly Corporate Media Shills, Joe Biden Proved to the World That He Has Advanced Dementia and Under No Circumstances Can Be Permitted to Be “President,” Even if In Name Only

He really doesn’t know what the hell is going on…..

Time to go now Joe…here’s a pudding cup for you…